Attention: Attention: Otaku, Geeks, Gamers, and Introverts

Lose 20+ Pounds While Still Enjoying Pocky and Pizza As You Build The Body Of Your Dreams

You’re single, in your 20’s or 30’s, and you enjoy anime, video games, and other “geek culture” stuff.

You’re smart and have a pretty good job.

But something is missing in your life: the body and confidence you deserve.

You don’t really like the idea of having a scary trainer who yells at you to do more push-ups. After all, the gym is really not your thing.

You were never in the jock crowd in high school. And who likes getting yelled at, anyway? This is life, not the army…right?

Don’t worry. That’s not my way of the ninja.

Maybe you are not really the extroverted, back-slapping type of person. More like the opposite….
(///￣ ￣///)

Like me. (￣▽￣*)ゞ

Who I Am And How I Can Help
I’m Josh Barton and I was skinny most of my life, but I started to pack on the pounds in my 20’s and 30’s as I was less active and eating a lot more because…well, I really like food.

I was nearly 70lbs overweight, had almost 30% body fat, and I hated how I looked.

I was super self-conscious about my gut. I had co-workers who would tease me and ask if I was pregnant. I pretended to laugh it off, but I REALLY hated it.

I looked at myself one day and decided I had enough..

So I started doing everything I’m about to lay out for you. My friends were floored by how much weight I lost!

This gave me an absolute ton of self-confidence. I actually felt attractive and was happy with how I looked for perhaps the first time in my life.

I was no longer embarrassed to be seen with my shirt off and I didn’t feel like I had to suck in my gut for a photo.

That’s my why.

Now, Let’s Talk About You

You may have some weights or bands at home and you try to use them every few months. But you just end up sore and tired, so you give up pretty quickly.

Same thing with nutrition. You love your pizza and burgers, so when you try giving up carbs or experimenting with keto…well, it ends up another failed experiment. (＃￣ω￣)

You want to lose weight and gain confidence to take more control of your life. After all, you don’t want to end up alone. Who does?

But you dread the idea of diets and don’t want to give up your favorite foods.

The good news is: You don’t have to. ☆ ～(‘▽^人)

You want to get a Shounen (or Shoujo!) body
without going to the gym.

I’ve spent the last 15 years expanding my knowledge of health, diet, and fitness and applying what I’ve learned in the real world with real people to help them get maximum results.

But don’t just take my word for it. Ask some of my former clients.

“Over my time working with Josh I became stronger, healthier, and gained a level of self-confidence that I did not have before. Losing weight was just a bonus! Josh possesses knowledge, patience, and adaptability which are all qualities that I think are very important for a personal trainer to have – especially for someone like myself who was hesitant to reach out for help in the first place. I highly recommend Josh!”

– Lisa
Ghibli Fan & Phlebotomist

“I was skeptical of online training from the start. Somehow the initial zoom call with Josh made me really want to give it a try!”
“W e are three months in and I couldn’t be happier. Our monthly calls are helpful, but I really like the message feature in the app Josh provided. I ask random questions at random times, and somehow I always get the right response at the right time”

“I was information overload for me with online workouts and diets. I think the main difference here is Josh. The direct communication that is always available helps limit my excuses. If I don’t like the way my back feels with a certain exercise, I can tell Josh and within a few hours my workout is changed!”

“ It has been an excellent journey and I really look forward to continuing with Josh.”

– Keith
SAO Super Fan and Finance Coach

“Josh was a fantastic coach! He kept his appointments and kept me on track.”

“He held me accountable for my diet changes and worked with me to incorporate things I wanted to keep the same all while still hitting my goals.”

Focused, kind, friendly and on point…
… Josh was a fantastic health coach.”

– Bunny
Serious Moonie, Cplayer, & Alt Model

“Josh was a fantastic coach! He kept his appointments and kept me on track.”

“He held me accountable for my diet changes and worked with me to incorporate things I wanted to keep the same all while still hitting my goals.”

Focused, kind, friendly and on point…
… Josh was a fantastic health coach.”

– Bunny
Serious Moonie, Cplayer, & Alt Model
Keith, Lisa, and Bunny did it and so can you!

Here’s how.

Nutrition

Nutrition

I’ll work with you to help you any which way that makes you happy and gets you results. You won’t follow a “diet” or be restricted from certain foods; that’s not my way of the ninja.

You’ll lose weight clearly without the “bad food” restrictions and without starving yourself.

Doing this gives you the flexibility to continue to eat better and keep the weight off long-term.

If you’ve tried dieting in the past and failed to keep the weight off, it’s time for a new approach: one that works.

You’ll lose fat and build the body you want.

Best of all? It won’t suck. Promise!

Training

Training

Your customized online plan will be specifically designed to help you.

And no, you won;t have to join a gym if you don;t want to. All the workouts can be done at home with bands or a few simple pieces of equipment.

You won’t be alone with a work out on a piece of paper. All you’ll need to do is pull up the app on your phone and all of your workouts will be lined up in your schedule with video to help you train safely at the touch of a button.

You can give me immediate feedback on it and message me directly with any questions.

Accountability

Accountability

This isn’t just some random program. I’m invested in your success and I’ll be there to help you every step of the way. You’ll be able to message me when you have questions, have unlimited email access, weekly check-ins, and one zoom call per month. I’m here to hold you accountable. I’ll make sure you do the work and hit your goals but also to support you if you get stuck.

Sound good?

Here’s What’s Next

You really CAN make a change in your life so you can lose weight and get the confidence you need

I’ve been where you are, and I’ve made all the mistakes you’ve made. I bring to the party something rare among trainers: empathy. ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Let me help you. Let’s talk about where you’ve been, where you are, and where you want to be. I’ll design you a custom program and help you every step of the way until you reach your goals.

Are you tired of not liking what you see in the mirror? Help is on the way.

Apply below and we’ll hop on a call to see if we have a match.

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